The Irish

When God Created All of Us
He Did Not Make Us Equal.
The Best He Put in Ireland
The Rest He Made JUST PEOPLE.

God Gave The Irish Everything
Great Minds, Great Books, Great Beauty.
The Angels Even Gave Their Songs
God Said it Was "Their Duty".
"That's Not Right!" We People Said
(The Rest of Us Got Huffy)
So God, To Keep us All in Line,
He Gave Us IRISH COFFEE

"It's Still Not Right!" We People Cried -
You Can't Treat Us This Way!"
So God in His Great Charity
He Gave Us St. PATRICK'S DAY

Now Once A Year We All Wear Green
We All Are Irish Then.
The Irish Smile, and Say to God,
WE Know Who's Best!  AMEN.