Accused Vodka Thief Attempts to Hide Eight Bottles in His Pants

Well a mystery has allegedly been solved in Fairfield. We now know the answer concerning how many bottles of vodka one can allegedly conceal in one’s pants. 

Police say Harrison Conley, 35, of Leslie Road in Bridgeport, is accused of stealing eight bottles of vodka from Fairfield Wine and Spirits, 561 Boston Post Road, according to the Fairfield Citizen. 

Making matters worse, Conley is accused of attempting to conceal the bottles of vodka in his pants, but on his way out one of them broke, the Citizen reports. 

Each bottle was valued at $33.89, police said. 

Conley was charged with sixth-degree larceny.